Friday, October 29, 2010

My Birthday wish list

My birthday is November 2nd.  That's next Tuesday, and I know you all are wondering what to buy me.  Below is my birthday wish list.  This should help you with your shopping

A Yoda back pack
$39.95




The Chillow
$29.95




A rubber band Gatling gun 
$499.00



TV visor glasses
$22.49



Wrestlemania Tickets ground level
$225-$300



Star Wars Pancake molds
$19.99



An isomething (ipad, iphone, or macbook pro)
$200 or $499 or $1799




How about all three
$2498










Nolan's prayer

Nolan asked to pray at dinner last night.  This is Nolan's prayer.

Dear God,
Thank you for the salt, and the pepper, and the chicken, thank you for the the ketchup, and the water, and the rice, (then he looked at the corn), and thank you for this yucky food I don't like.
Amen

Friday, October 22, 2010

Nolan answers the question...Why did the dog sneeze?

My children notice that I am a ham, a showoff, and that I am always trying to get the laugh.  Now my children are trying to mimic me.  They have learned the basics of the "why did the chicken cross the road" joke.  During most of my car rides, the boys take turns telling jokes in what they call the "Jokes Game."

Why did the man eat an orange?
Because he likes oranges?
(Hysterical laughter from all three boys.)

Why did the dog cross the road?
Because no cars were coming?
(Hysterical laughter from all three boys.)

These joke telling sessions go on forever.  They tell joke after joke after joke.  My 2-year old Levi even gets into it even though I can't understand anything he says.  James and Nolan understand enough that they think Levi is the funniest of the three of them.

Why did *gibberish gibberish gibberish*?
To *gibberish gibberish gibberish.* hahahaha.
(Hysterical laughter from the other two boys.)

Eventually one boy will begin to digress, and he will slip in the word "poopie."  Soon it is out of control.

Why did the poopie cross the road?
because he was lost?
(Hysterical laughter from all three boys.)

What did the poopie have for dinner?
Poopie?
(Hysterical laughter from all three boys.)

Poopie, poopie, poopie, poopie?
Poopie!!!!
(Hysterical laughter from all three boys.)

This is about where I break up the joke telling session.

This morning Nolan told me a joke, and I have laughed all day about it.  I consider this Nolan's first real joke:

Why did the dog sneeze?
I don't know, Nolan.  Why did the dog sneeze?
Because it was stupid.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

There is a cheater on America's Got Talent

We allowed James to stay up late and watch the finale of his favorite show,  "America's Got Talent."  David Copperfield was a special guest on the show.  He did a pretty cool trick and miraculously appeared out of nowhere on a motorcycle, revving his engine.  I looked over at Heather and James and both of their mouths were wide open.  In her amazed state Heather asked out loud to no one in particular, "How did he do that?"  James answered her quickly in a tone that was shocked at how she could not know the answer to such a simple question, "magic!"

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After the finale was complete, James ducked his head and sadly sulked as he headed to bed.  I went in a moment later to tuck him in.  He was laying in bed with his eyes full of tears.  "Whats wrong?" I asked.  He answered, "That 10 year old girl should have won, but that guy cheated."
Deserved Winner?

Supposed cheater?

Pirate Night 2010

Some of our middle school boys on pirate night

We had a great 2010 pirate night at CCSM (Christ Church Student Ministry).  Visit the CCSM blog page to read all about it.

http://ccsmsavannah.blogspot.com/2010/09/weekly-youth-group-update-pirate-night.html

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

James, my 6-year-old, walked into the livingroom and said, "I don't like Nolan".  

"Why?", Heather and I responded. 

"Well, he never stops talking (If you know James you know why that is funny).  He takes the toys I'm playing with.  He always tells jokes that I don't think are very funny, and he calls me bad words like Shut-up.