The top ten best facial hair of all time

In honor of the fact that I can't grow a beard this is my Top 10 facial hair list.

#10
Name:  Rollie Fingers

Hair type:  The Handlebar mustache

Known for:  Winning the World Series in 1972, 1973, and 1974

Imitators: Snidely Whiplash and all bare-knuckle fighters

#9
Name:  David Crowder

Hair type:  The Crowder

Known for:  "How he loves" and tons of other worship songs

Imitators: Tank Abbot, Brad Pitt

#8
Name:  Eddie Munster

Hair type:  The wolfman

Known for:  Being the lead singer of Eddie and the Monsters

Imitators: That scary lady at the fair

#7
Name:  The Devil

Hair type:  Goatee

Known for:  Goat skin pants, ACDC, and  

Imitators: Johnny Depp and goats

#6

Name:  Hulk Hogan

Hair type:  Fu Manchu

Known for:  Running Wild on you

Imitators: Paul Sr and wise Chinese men

#5
Name:  The Steelers guy
Hair type:  The Steelers guy
Known for:  his beard
Imitators:  Zach Galifianakis and Joaquin Phoenix

#4

Name:  Abraham Lincoln

Hair type:  The chin strap

Known for:  Wearing black, hating vampires, and being a president.

Imitators:  

#3
Name:  Salvador Dali

Hair type:  the shoe string

Known for:  painting melting clocks and scary elephants

Imitators: spagetti and the clock from beauty and the beast

#2

Name:  Jesus Christ

Hair type:  The Jesus

Known for:  Wearing a toga, starting Christmas, and Saving the world.

Imitators: Grizzly Adams, Merlon Olsen, 

#1
Name:  Tom Selleck

Hair type:  The Stache

Known for:  being magnetic to women

Imitators: all cops

Honorable Mention

Name:  My friend Chris

Hair type:  Throat Beard