Troy Dolin vs The Pink Ranger...who wins?

Just the other night we decided to have a family night.  The boys had a few free pizza coupons because of good grades, and we headed to Pizza-hut to cash them in.  After ordering we began to talk.  We talked about my work, the boys school, and then the conversation stalled.  After a few tries at restarting the conversion failed I On decided to create a game on the spot.  I came up with a new game called  "Who would win...and why?".  The game cause lots of conversation, silliness, and laughter.  Basically I mention two things and the boys decide who would win in a fight and explain why.

Here are our results of our game.

The Undertaker vs. Darth Vader

James (7 years old) acknowledged that the undertaker is really strong, but if Darth Vader could get some space between them he could use his light saber or pinch him on the neck.  

Winner: Darth Vader

Yoda vs. The Power Rangers

Levi (3 years old) was certain that Yoda would cut them all up.  Nolan (5 years old) thought that the Power Rangers would win because Yoda has no friends to help him.  

Winner: Split decision

Troy Dolin vs. the Pink Ranger

The boys all agreed quite quickly that the Pink Ranger would make easy work of Troy.  Sorry Troy!

Winner: The Pink Ranger

Troy and 500 army men vs. the Power Rangers

Once again the boys had faith in the Power Rangers and thought they would win, although they did admit that it would take a long time for the Ranger to beat all of those people.  

Winner: The power Rangers

Pirates vs. Ninjas

Nolan said the pirates would win because they have swords.  Telling him that Ninjas have swords as well did not persuade him.  James thought that Pirates would win because Ninjas don't have boats.  

Winner: Pirates

Darth Vader vs. 1000 fire ants

Initially the boys thought that Darth Vader would lose this fight, but then they realized that Vader could shake the ants off of him and stab them easily on the ground with his lightsaber.  

Winner: Darth Vader

A Train vs. A dinosaur wearing a Football helmet

Nolan exclaimed with passion that if it was a T-Rex he would split the train in half, but some of the other dinosaurs would get ran over.  

Winner: A Dinosaur wearing a football helmet

A shark vs. a Dinosaur (this fight happens at the waters edge)

James was quick to point out that if it was a mega-shark then it could make a wave bigger than a skyscraper and drown the dinosaur.  

Winner: a shark

Darth Vader vs. Darth Vader

They would most likely destroy each other, but who ever did the neck pinch thing first would win.  

Winner: Darth Vader

A Bear vs. The Undertaker

The Undertaker would punch the bear in the face, and then he would tombstone piledrive him until the bear went to sleep.  

Winner: The Undertaker